Modern Dog Cartoon Caption Contest

Calling all witty writers or writers at heart: create a caption for this cartoon and submit your entry. The top three most comic captions will be published in the next issue. The three winners will also each win a one-year subscription to Modern Dog.
Cartoon copyright 2010 by David Jacobson

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