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How I Met My Dog

That's Elmo, deliciously muddy, on a spring day, in 2005.
August 30, 2010

When we decided that the theme of our second writing contest ought to be "How I Met My Dog," I was excited for the opportunity to hear stories about how dogs have changed people's lives, or even saved them. Then I was saddened because, seeing as I work for Modern Dog, I wouldn't get to share the story of Elmo, my own dog who changed and saved my life.

Then Connie wrote a gorgeous blog post about how she met her Kaya, and I thought about how imitation is the best form of flattery, and decided that my blog, too, could be the place in which mine and Elmo's story could find a home! So here it is:

I was twelve years old when my family made the decision to get a dog in honour of my little brother's birthday. My grandmother excitedly informed us that a neighbour of a friend of a friend had a dog who had just had puppies, and they were trying to get rid of them.

The very next day, my father drove us out to see these puppies, and we were greeted by a wriggling mass of cream-coloured, hyper-excited puppies. Their mother was a crossbreed with some American Eskimo in her, and their father was rumoured to be the gray Poodle next door-- Eskipoos. All but one were cream-coloured, and my brother, being the rebel that he was at seven, chose the darker one, of course, and I sat back and watched, determined not to bond with a single one of those puppies that would not be mine.

I hear over and over again that sometimes you don't get to choose the dog, the dog chooses you. That definitely applies. The runt of the litter wriggled away from his littermates, climbed up on my lap, flopped down like a baby in my arms, and contentedly went to sleep.

I can't remember how long I cradled him and stared and stroked his little ears, which were a few shades darker than the rest of him, which was, really, the only thing that set him apart from most of his siblings.

The puppies were not old enough to leave their mother, so we left again, after promising to return in a few weeks for my brother's puppy.

Coincidentally, the puppy was old enough to come home with us on the same day of my brother's official birthday party, so my father went to get the puppy alone.

Fate intervened, I suppose. My brother's dark little puppy peed on my father's shoe, and my father made an executive decision and chose another, the happy, friendly, non-peeing one who had dashed out to greet him first.

Of course, it was Elmo. Maybe he knew. Maybe he was just that friendly. Either way, he was scooped, brought to the party, deposited on the ground among the throng of excited children.

Once again, I was not there, choosing, instead, to stay as far away from that dog as I could, since he would not be mine.

He was having none of that, dashed through their legs, and found me seconds later, his dark little ears and pink little nose giving him away instantly, and he was mine.

It only took my brother a month or two to realize that the puppy had never really been his, and there were no hard feelings when he finally gave up and said, "I guess you can have him, Melissa. He likes you best."

He didn't understand that Elmo had been mine long before he decided to graciously pass ownership to me. Sometimes dogs pick you, sometimes you pick them, and sometimes its just fate, or coincidence, or something else entirely. But I know Elmo saved my life when things got rough (c'mon, teenage years always get rough), and I wouldn't be who I am if he hadn't chosen me all those years ago.

Quick, send us your own story. Enter our How I Met My Dog story contest. The deadline is September 1st (which is SO soon, so write like the wind, my friends!)

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Puppy Love (or puppies, and the men who love them)

August 11, 2010

Robert Pattinson, who famously told press that he had a closer bond to his dog than to any girl he knew (I wonder what Kristen Stewart thinks of this), has reportedly fallen so in love with the Jack Russell co-star of his newest movie, “Water for Elephants,” that he asked the trainer if he could adopt the dog.

This is excellent news. Sure, he could have rescued a dog from a shelter, but beggars can’t be choosers, and any news involving Mr. Pattinson and a dog is welcome in my books and in my blog.

Especially since it gives me the opportunity to introduce a list I like to call The Top Three Famous Guys With Dogs. The list is, unfortunately, completely subjective, but I shall patiently read and consider any and all comments to this post with other suggestions.

Jake Gyllenhaal + Atticus + Boo Radley

I’d like to give Jake and his precious dogs bonus points for A) having such awesome and literary-inspired names, and B) being photographed playing on the beach almost as many times that I can just imagine that Jake is about as fantastic at being a dog’s best friend as he is at everything else he does.

Kellan Lutz + Kola

Kellan and his Kola are pretty amazing, not only because of amazing they look together, but also for how outspoken Kellan is for rescue organizations and animal rights, posing in adoption campaigns and taking Kola nearly everywhere he goes. Considering he’s on of the stars of Twilight, that’s pretty much everywhere.

Ian Somerhalder

Honestly, I’m not sure if Ian Somerhalder has a dog. His vocal support of adoption campaigns, his frequent publicity appearance at events dedicated to helping animals in shelters, his environmentalism and constant outspokenness about the state of Louisiana following the oil spill, and the dogs and other pets in trouble because of it, make me love him just a little bit more than I already did after he got me hooked on Vampire Diaries.

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Man Shops Globe

July 7, 2010

 

Working for Modern Dog has taught me a lot about the impressive and awe-inspiring lengths that some people will go to to save animals in distress. Dog-lovers are creative and passionate in their quest to save as many as they can.

I think this way might possibly be the most fun, however. I'm not knocking the doggie wash fundraisers, and surfing dogs just blows my mind. All the people who spend countless hours volunteering, fostering, traveling with Vets Without Boarders-- all of that impresses me and humbles me and makes me wish I was doing more every single day.

But this, ladies and gentlemen, is like a treasure hunt. To benefit an animal rescue.

On Wednesday, June 7th, on "Man Shops Globe", the Sundance Channel's hit series, Keith Johnson, buyer-at-large for specialty retailer Anthropologie, is going to be using his treasure-hunting skills. He will search through shops, markets, and studios in a quest to gather together a host of collaborators and dog-related goods to be auctioned off to benefit a Philadelphia animal rescue.

Part Indiana Jones, part Tomb Raider, part Rescue Ink, this show promises to be an action-packed, wag-worthy good time, and all for a worthy cause.

I know what I'll be watching. What about you?

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Wicket the Biker Dog

June 21, 2010

About a week ago, I was in the drive-thru at a Tim Hortons, staring out the window, when I saw a few bikers lounging in the grass nearby, their motorcycles parked in the parking lot as they enjoyed their coffees.

There was a dog there too, a gorgeous chocolate lab, and I thought to myself, "Huh, does the dog just run alongside them?" and that's when I saw the coolest thing ever. A dog-designed trailer for one of the bikes, complete with its own windshield.

My excitement is hard to describe. There was some flailing, some hysterical pointing, some frantically trying to explain how awesome it all was, and of course I had my camera, but I shied away from approaching the awesome biker and his more awesome dog, not wanting to disrupt their soaking in the morning sunshine and consuming their coffee.

All week, I kicked myself, wanting to explain the fabulousness of this bike in my blog but unable to offer photographic evidence. No one understood the sheer awesomeness of this bike and this dog.

So imagine my surprise when I went to a car show this weekend only to see that very same bike parked off to the side, doggie cart attached. I had my camera out in an instant, snapping pictures while my friend mourned and said, "Alas, there's no dog in it. Can't we just stick one in?"

We glanced around and saw an unsuspecting Shitzu wandering by, but that just wouldn't have worked.

Luckily for us, the biker in question grew nervous at the girls who were clustered around his bike, pointing, taking pictures, and looking generally shifty. He came over with his gorgeous dog, and I giddily explained to him that we had met before, he just didn't know it, and that he had the greatest dog and the greatest dog-mobile of all time and, ohmygosh, can he showed me how it worked?

It was pretty embarrassing, in retrospect, but he did show me, and of course I snapped dozens of pictures. The dog, who was the sweetest, friendliest dog I've met in ages, is named Wicket. You'll notice that his name is inscribed on the back of the doggie-mobile. His person (whose name I neglected to get as I was too busy petting the dog and telling him what a lucky boy he was) told me that Wicket loves his doggie sidecar and loves riding in it, and proved it by popping the cart open. Wicket leapt right in, grinning happily, and the top came down to keep him safe, and he let me take a couple pictures before hopping out again.

Best of all? His little doggie goggles, pictured here as he and his person drove away.

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Left Behind

June 3, 2010

From where I sit in my small-town newspaper office, if I crane my neck just right, lean forward, and cock my head a bit sideways, I can see through a series of windows to the house across the street, and sometimes, their Jack Russell plays in their yard.

It's not nearly enough to compensate for no longer having Esther and Rose wandering by for visits. I guess that's what I get for leaving Modern Dog for a summer at home, working for the local paper in the middle of the prairies in a town that consists of tumble weeds, cows, and grain elevators.

I asked about the Vegetarian Option at this year's rodeo, and I got a bunch of smirks and a "We're serving Beef on a Bun-- the vegetarian option would be Bun."

I guess I should talk about some things that are different here, without Elmo. Maybe it was for the best that I wasn't here when he died, because it gave me two months to adjust to not having him in my life, and I didn't have to adjust to not having him in my home, too. I don't know how I would have managed to remember to breathe if I'd have had to walk through the rooms he had walked through, or looked into the backyard he didn't play in anymore.

So now I'm back, and it seems so empty. I don't trip over him, he doesn't try to coax me to play, I don't have to go and find him after he wanders down the back alley, and when I turn on the hose to fill my nephew's swimming pool, he isn't there to jump at the water.

I found his pink collar under some old winter muck and dead leaves, and remembered last summer, just before I left him for the city, when he was filthy and I had bathed him in a baby bath tub in the backyard. His collar was neon pink, and when I'd bought it, he'd been in the store with me, and probably out of protest, he'd peed on a shelf when I was distracted.

I'd panicked when I saw the mess and we dashed from the store before anyone else noticed.

I left the collar lying there in the much because I didn't know what else to do with it.

In the end, he hadn't had much use for toys. He'd spent his puppyhood playing soccer and fetch and chase, chewing up squeak toys and stealing golf balls. When he tore the ligaments in his back legs and couldn't run anymore, when walking became awkward and difficult, he stopped playing. Sometimes, I could coax him into tug-of-war with a sock, but he grew tired.

Sometimes I don't know what to do at all without him. I sit on the floor and he doesn't come over to lean against my side. I curl up on the swing in the backyard and he doesn't sit in the nearest sunspot.

He was my dog, so there isn't really anyone who understands that level of grief in my family. I know they have their own memories and their own methods of dealing, but none of them feel like they're missing a part of themselves.

The other night I was sitting alone on the couch when I noticed my mother's dog, Rowdy, the silly little Shih Tzu cross with the vicious overbite, curled up alone on a pillow on the floor. She's gone silent since Elmo left. She used to sing along sometimes, when I was too off-key, or bark when Elmo started barking because he'd noticed someone at the door. Her one trick is to say "Please", but she doesn't say that anymore. She is a year younger than Elmo was, and they grew up together. She's never quite been the brightest dog, and Elmo was always too smart for his own good. Now, without him, she doesn't know where to sleep, because she isn't sleeping next to him (and he isn't huffing in exasperation and trying to get away). She doesn't know when to bark at the door because he isn't doing it first (so she never makes a sound). She doesn't know when to beg for food, because he isn't there to follow, so she doesn't. She's gone mostly deaf and mostly blind and can't find her way to the door, or the table, or her food dish because Elmo isn't there to follow.

Rowdy was never my dog. My mom's dog, through-and-through, we never had much in common, but I guess, now we do. We both know what it's like to be deaf and blind and missing limbs without Elmo there to lean against us and show us how to get to the door or anywhere else we need to go.

Rowdy doesn't smell like Elmo or feel like Elmo or even cuddle like him, but she knows what it's like to miss all that about him as badly as I do.

The morning after that, I took her into the backyard to play. She wouldn't play, but she sat in a sunspot and smiled for the first time since I'd been home.

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Mutt Lynch Winery Wine Label Contest

Painting "Kaiba" by Angie Ketelhut
May 25, 2010

I won't lie, I chose about six different entries as my favourite before finally deciding on which to vote for. There are any number of these pieces of art that I would love to see on my walls. From vibrant, quirky, and fun, to sentimental and vintage, the entries for the Mutt Lynch Winery label competition are completely amazing. As someone who struggles to draw anything more than a stick figure or two, I cannot understand how people can take the colours, lines, and shading they see when they look around them and translate it into art this way. I think if I could do it, my life and my house would be so much more colourful. Being a writer means most of my life is white with black text, unless I'm feeling creative. Unfortunately, most people don't want to read anything with pink or purple font.

Until the day when rainbow fonts are applauded the way gorgeous and colourful artwork is, I shall satisfy my need for colour in my life with art like the samples presented here. I don't like wine, but it would be a privilege to drink anything in a bottle with any of these labels on it.

I won't tell you which I voted for, but you should check out all the entries! Also, 10% of proceeds featuring the winning label will go to the San Francisco SPCA!

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Bring Connie Home

May 14, 2010

I have a problem where I want to save every dog that needs saving, and I can’t. I have another problem where my father is military, I’m a military brat to the core, and thinking about the soldiers overseas, without their families, befriending injured and homeless dogs and then being forced to leave them when they come home again, hurts.

So when I heard about Connie, the homeless dog in Afghanistan who was rescued from barbed wire and became a friend and companion for the soldiers there, I thought that our readers might want to know.

Maybe we can’t rescue every dog out there, but I, for one, feel that this little one really needs to come home.

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Paige Makes Breakfast in Bed

May 11, 2010

I’ve seen a smart dog or two in my time. I’ve coaxed a few reluctant Dachshunds through the odd IQ test, taught my Eskipoo how to shake paws, seen a dog scale a ladder onto a roof in search of a tennis ball.

I’ve never seen a dog cook a waffle, though.

This video was sent to us by a reader, and within minutes, we were gathered around a single computer, cooing and giggling as we watched this (gorgeous!) Border Collie prepare a scrumptious Mother’s Day breakfast.

 

 

Check out Paige’s other videos on YouTube as well.

Think you’ve got a smarter dog? I invite you to prove it! Post a link to a video of your dog’s best tricks here.

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